I wish I could make friends as easily as a shonen protagonist.
[BUSTS THROUGH WALL WITH WARTHOG] ALL 9 ACHIEVEMENT HUNTERS IN AN OFFICE TOGETHER
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
my last name is lazarus and yet not a single soul has made a bible/zombie joke about me before
i’m not even mad anymore i’m just dissapointed
The worst kind of writer’s block is the kind where you know what’s going to happen and how it’s going to happen and everything other single detail but for fuck’s sake, it won’t turn into words.