me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun

DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

anywayimnikki:

Look at all these cuties on the 28-men-strong Samezuka swim team!


(Source: yungtapioca)


lilacballad:

nagisahazukl:

can we discuss aii’s kitty shirt

it’s a kitty coming out of his pocket fdsafd

lilacballad:

nagisahazukl:

can we discuss aii’s kitty shirt

it’s a kitty coming out of his pocket fdsafd


gerardwoah:

'It's all in your head'

yes
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit


rngrn:

I think I’m doing good without references yay!

rngrn:

I think I’m doing good without references yay!


shingekinoboyfriends:

Jean pauses and blinks.

“Did you just make a joke?”

Judging from the endearing way that half of Marco’s mouth curves to form a sly little smile, the answer is yes.

a little faith by flecksofpoppy

If you know me, you know how much I love Poppy’s writing - and I’ve wanted to draw a scene from one of her fics for a long time. This part was one of my favorites. God, Jean is such a dweeb. <3


frozen-note:

ironically reblogging homestucks heard in the distance

frozen-note:

ironically reblogging homestucks heard in the distance


highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

(Source: logotv)


jeaeren:

it looks like Haru is taking a selfie here like
"I dropped the cake on the police officer do you think I’ll get arrested lol"

jeaeren:

it looks like Haru is taking a selfie here like

"I dropped the cake on the police officer do you think I’ll get arrested lol"


caterjunes:

what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.


flyawaymax:

groggy pink boyfriends i dont know


squibly:

Ink doodles from tonight


nonbinarytoudou:

six selfies